"No Bullsh*t. Just Results." ā Complete Brand-to-Content Pipeline
Grumpy Gen Marketing Arsenal transforms your brand voice into a content-creation powerhouse. Build or paste your Brand Bible, then generate complete emails (subject + body + CTA), platform-specific social content, and conversion-focused ad angles that sound authentically human. Strategic controls + smart AI = on-brand content that actually converts.
Grumpy Gen Marketing Arsenal - Complete Brand System
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"No Bullsh*t. Just Results." ā Complete Brand-to-Content Pipeline
Complete your Brand Bible to unlock other generators
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Brand Bible Builder
Build your comprehensive brand foundation or import an existing Brand Bible. This unlocks all other generators.
Foundation First: Complete each section below to build your Brand Bible, or import an existing one. This ensures consistent messaging across all your marketing content.
ā¶š„ Import Existing Brand Bible
Already Have a Brand Bible? Copy And Paste it!
ā¶š¢ Brand Overview
ā¶šÆ Target Audience
ā¶š£ļø Brand Voice & Personality
ā¶ā Values & Positioning
ā¶š¬ Key Messaging
ā¶šļø Products & Services
ā¶ā Proof & Credibility
ā¶š Content Guidelines
š Your Compiled Brand Bible
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Social Content Arsenal
Generate platform-optimized social content aligned with your brand voice.
Platform-Optimized Content: Create content specifically tailored for each platform's audience and format requirements.
ā¶šÆ Platform & Content Type
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TikTok
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Instagram
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Facebook
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LinkedIn
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Twitter
ā¶š Content Details
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Complete Email Arsenal
Create high-converting email sequences that nurture and convert your audience.
Email Marketing Powerhouse: Generate complete email sequences from welcome series to sales campaigns, all aligned with your brand voice.
ā¶šØ Email Campaign Type
ā¶šÆ Campaign Details
š§ Your Email Sequence
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Ad Angle Matrix
Generate multiple tested ad angles to maximize your advertising ROI.
Multiple Angle Strategy: Create diverse ad angles targeting different pain points, desires, and customer segments for maximum testing potential.
ā¶šÆ Campaign Setup
ā¶š„ Target Audience
šÆ Your Ad Angle Matrix
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Cross-Platform Ad Generator
Transform your ad angles into platform-specific campaigns optimized for each channel.
Multi-Platform Domination: Take your best ad angles and automatically adapt them for Facebook, Google, TikTok, and LinkedIn with platform-specific optimizations.
ā¶šÆ Target Platforms
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Facebook Ads
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Google Ads
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TikTok Ads
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LinkedIn Ads
ā¶š Source Ad Angle
š Your Cross-Platform Ad Campaign
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Product Foundry
Transform raw ideas into complete, market-ready product offerings.
Product Development Engine: Input your concept and get a complete product blueprint including positioning, pricing strategy, and go-to-market plan.
ā¶š” Product Concept
ā¶š Market Intelligence
ā¶šļø Etsy Marketplace Optimization
Etsy Holistic Search (2024+): Generates listings optimized for Etsy's evolved algorithm. Focuses on clear titles under 15 words, strategic attribute placement, natural descriptions, and visual strategy recommendations.
š Your Complete Product Blueprint
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Brand-Aligned Funnel Page Generator
Transform your Brand Bible into conversion-optimized HTML/CSS pages that maintain perfect brand consistency.
Complete Funnel Solution: Generate professional, mobile-responsive HTML/CSS pages that convert visitors into customers while maintaining your authentic brand voice.
ā¶š Page Configuration
ā¶š° Offer Details
ā¶š« Target Objections
ā¶ā Proof & Credibility
ā¶šÆ Call-to-Action
ā¶ā” Guarantee & Urgency
ā¶āļø Legal & Compliance
š Your Complete HTML/CSS Page Code
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Viral Script Director
Generate high-retention video scripts with scene-by-scene B-roll direction for faceless content.
The "Director" Advantage: This doesn't just write your scriptāit tells you exactly what stock footage to search for each scene. Zero API costs, pure text direction.
ā¶š Script Configuration
ā¶š„ Visual Style Direction
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SEO & Organic Growth Generator
Transform your Brand Bible into search-dominating content that ranks and converts.
Organic Growth Engine: Generate keyword-optimized content blueprints that maintain your authentic brand voice while capturing search traffic. No keyword stuffing. Just strategic content that ranks.
ā¶šÆ SEO Strategy Type
ā¶š Topic & Keywords
ā¶š Blog Post Details
ā¶šÆ Competitive Context
š Your SEO Content Blueprint
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Blog Post Generator
Transform your SEO strategy into complete, revenue-generating blog posts with smart affiliate link integration.
SEO Strategy ā Published Content: Takes your Step 8 blueprint and generates complete articles with natural URL placement and subtle pain point psychology. No robotic "Are you struggling with..." nonsense.
ā¶š SEO Blueprint Source
ā¶āļø Article Configuration
ā¶š Smart URL Integration
Natural Link Placement: AI will weave these URLs contextually throughout the article. No spammy link dumps.
Format: URL - Description/Context
ā¶šÆ Pain Point Psychology
āļø Your Complete Blog Post
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Content Export & Management
Download and manage all your generated content with professional formatting.
No Bullsh*t Content Management: Download your content in multiple formats. Upload to your own Google Drive, Notion, or any platform you prefer. You maintain complete control.
